Cocktails and Cream Puffs : Gay / LGBT Comedy Show
A Gay, Comedy, Pop-Culture Podcast

Thank you to everyone who joined us for our LIVE Christmas Special on   We had a great time and we hope you did too.  And, finally we heard Twas the Night Before Christmas by the Naughty Nanny.

We thank you all for your constant support and your overwhelming genorisity.  Have a very Merry Christmas from all of us to all of you.

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CACP - #102 - You and I

This week Creamie Land was filled with both joy and sorrow.  Marc shared with us his sadness and memories with the recent passing of his Grandmother.  She was a great woman whose legacy will live on through her family and the people’s lives she touched.  On the flip side, Wendy had visitors from down under.  After nearly a decade she was reunited with her brother Peter and his wife Jill.  Truly it was a weekend to remember with wine, stories of the farm, and a replenished supply of clip on koalas.  Everyone, please give your family an extra hug this holiday season.  You won’t regret it!

In Loving Memory of Mary L. Marconi

December 22, 1917 - December 5, 2011



Direct download: episode_102.mp3
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This episode is finally a short one with only Joey and Matt this week.  Just to shake things up, the boys decided to remove an article of clothing after each segment, fortunately it’s an audio podcast.  

Direct download: episode_101.mp3
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In a world that we have seen so many terrific shows pod-fade away we stayed the course and have made it to our 100th episode!  We could not have done this without all of your continuous support and we thank you.

This week the gang is all together to show our thanks and gratitude for our awesome listeners.  Topics included; The Muppet Movie recap, how Joey ruined Thanksgiving (almost),  Black Friday ass-holes, what Marc is willing to do for love, Wendy’s view of the Buchekers, and in honor of World AIDS Day Matt shared a touching memory of a dear departed friend.  Here’s to 100 more.

 There are only 24 days until Christmas!  For all your Holiday shopping needs, click on the Amazon link on our homepage at  .  Not only is it the easiest way to support the show but is also the easiest and usually cheapest place to shop.

Direct download: episode_100.mp3
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Happy Turkey Day Creamies!  The boys with great anticipation celebrate the return of the Muppets to the big screen and are joined by very special guests on a promotional tour.  This week the boys also discuss their holiday plans, Wendy’s big win, ball shaving, Regis retiring, Kathie Lee’s music career, Ashton and Demi split, Liza breaks her leg and so much more.

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Direct download: episode_99.mp3
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This is a week of fun, frivolity, and giddiness.  Buffalo is under a tornado warning and 10 women from the Buffalo area ages 18-58 where busted for prostitution, don’t worry Wendy has been accounted for.   Joey shares his first Grateful Deadish experience including his near death, Matt makes a confession, Marc shares his sound of climax, and we hear stories of Bleep.

Be sure to visit Amazon for all your Holiday shopping needs including an MP3 of this week's closing song Oldest Profession from The Life by clicking on the link on our website at

Direct download: episode_98.mp3
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CACP - #97 - Greetings From China

We may have not won the Podcast Awards this year but that doesn’t matter because our “sister” show on the West coast did!  Congratulations to Greetings From Nowhere the winner of Best General Podcast for 2011.  This week’s episode is filled with laughter, celebrities behaving badly and Mariah Carey giving away her modern Christmas classic to anyone who will take it.  Also Matt turned down the chance to sing a duet with the one and only Patti Labelle and we have a new fabulous listener in China!

Music from this week’s episode includes:

All I Want for Christmas performed by Michael Buble and Somewhere Over the Rainbow performed by Patti Labelle both available for download through the Amazon link at


Direct download: episode_97.mp3
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It’s Halloween week and the boys reminisce about Halloween costumes past and for National Podcast Post Month we have our first of a series of interviews with podcaster beginning with Christine and Nicole from our “sister” podcast, Greetings From Nowhere.

Direct download: episode_96.mp3
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For those of you who did not hear us LIVE this year from the Luxor Hotel in beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada for the Pride 48 weekend, here's your chance.  The show is truly a technical train wreck, but hey we lived and learned and had the time of our lives. 

PS Please don't adjust your speed at the beginning, Joey IS speaking a mile a minute and some.


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CACP - #94 - Confessions

Ten years ago, Buffalo United Artists presented a staged reading of Confessions, an original play by then 21-year-old Matthew Crehan Higgins about the no holds barred experiences of young gay men on the verge of adulthood. The popular play spawned a holiday themed sequel, and a revised version became the most honored offering at the 2004 National Gay & Lesbian Theatre Festival, taking honors as Best Ensemble Cast, Best Director, Best New Play, and Best of the Festival.

On this anniversary, Buffalo United Artists presented a one night reading featuring original cast members Brant Adamczyk, Paul Kenjarski, and Matthew Crehan Higgins, joined by Gary Andrews and Matthew Mooney in a benefit for The Trevor Project - the leading national organization providing crisis intervention and suicide prevention services to lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning (LGBTQ) youth.

Direct download: episode_94.mp3
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Team Cream Puff is about to face off on Family Feud in Rochester this upcoming weekend and thanks to an iPhone app they are able to attempt to brush up their skills and later have a family feud of their own.  By the way, unless the answer is deaf or hearing impaired related, Matt will not be in the fast money round.  This week we also discuss Wendy’s great move, the Rat Pack, theatre etiquette, and how a post on Facebook can open a world of dialogue and of course a little rant about the Podcast Awards.  To everyone who is continuing to vote for us, THANK YOU.  Voting ends Wednesday.  Let’s finish strong.

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Direct download: episode_93.mp3
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This is another week with only two of the boys, someday we’ll be together, yes we will, yes we will.  Thanks to all of you we are pleased and honored to announce that we have been nominated again this year for the Podcast Awards in the categories of People’s Choice and GLBT.  THANK YOU for your support and congrats to the other nominees.

Direct download: episode_92.mp3
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The 2011 Podcast Award Voting starts today!

Please visit and VOTE Cocktails and Cream Puffs for People' s Choice and GLBT and Greeting from Nowhere for General. 

Vote Daily and Make it Happen!  Thank you.

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Liza's Back! - October kicks off National Gay Pride Month and what a better way than to scream from the mountain tops “Liza’s back and she’s better than ever”.  This week Joey is over joyed having the outstanding good fortune to see the ever fabulous Liza (that’s with a Z) Minnelli.  Also this installment we review the top ten TV theme songs as voted on by Rolling Stone Magazine and also add about a dozen more that they clearly omitted.  Matt shares a touching story of devotion having recently seen another gay icon in concert, K.D. Lang.  We also explore the top ten grossing celebrities of the year, discuss Alexis Stewart’s new tell all book ala Mommie Dearest and breaking news, the founder of Apple, Steve Jobs has succumbed to cancer.

This episode is sponsored by Amazon.  For all your shopping needs go to our link at including this episodes closing song “My Own Best Friend” performed by Liza Minnelli from her album Liza’s at the Palace.

Direct download: episode_91.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:51pm EST

CACP - #90 - You Can't Fight City Hall

The Crown Jewel to this episode actually occurred immediately after we finished taping last week’s episode.  If Wendy didn’t have bad luck, she would have no luck at all.  Also this week Joey attended a vigil for a fallen angel, Marc showed the world is orgasm face and Matt received some news.

Don’t forget the Podcast Award nominations end on September 30th.  If you have not nominated Cocktails and Cream Puffs yet in the categories of PEOPLE’S CHOICE and BEST GLBT, we need you to go to and do it NOW!  We are nothing without you.  Please show your Creamie Pride and support.

Direct download: episode_90.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:06am EST

CACP - #89 - Where's Wendy?

This week we recap our fabulous trip for Pride 48 to Las Vegas.  What was the most popular question asked of us?  You guessed it, “where’s Wendy?”!  Our Vegas adventures include meeting all the fabulous podcasters of Pride 48, Joey’s war with Sprint, and the well planned Las Vegas Pride Parade.  PS this week’s episode is NOT sponsored by Sprint.  Start saving your pennies now for next year’s Pride 48 weekend, it is not to be missed.

Unfortunately, we also had to discuss another tragic teen suicide due to bullying, this one hitting even closer to home.   Be part of the solution and spread the message of NO HATE.  It does get better.

Finally the Podcast Award nominations end on September 30th.  If you have not nominated Cocktails and Cream Puffs yet in the categories of PEOPLE’S CHOICE and BEST GLBT, we need you to go to and do it NOW!  We are nothing without you; please show your Creamie Pride and support.

Please consider supporting a new Lesbian themed film “Lesbians of Long Island” by going to

Direct download: episode_89.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:34pm EST

CACP - #88 - Oh Beehive!

Oh Beehive! - It's time for Podcast Award Nomination.  For your consideration, please go to and nominate Cocktails and Cream Puffs in the categories of People's Choice and Best GLBT.  It takes less then 60 seconds and you get a lifetime of our devotion.   Next stop, Vegas Baby!


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Direct download: Episode_88.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:44am EST

CACP - #87 - Smorgasbord

The boys are back with a smorgasbord of topics.  Speaking of smorgasbord, Pride 48 in Las Vegas is only 1 week away!  Be sure to listen to your Creamies LIVE on Saturday September 17th at 9pm EST.  In this episode the boys discuss the harsh reactions to Dancing with the Stars casting choice of Chaz Bono.  Be advise haters you are pissing off Cher and she is going to come at you like a mama bear protecting it’s cub on those nature shows.  Matt shares the secret of making a proper wedding toast; it’s not all about you! And, the porn industry had a temporary shut down.  Hurricanes and Earthquakes I can handle but this is just too much.


Order your Limited Edition Pride 48 in Vegas T-Shirt here


Direct download: Episode_87.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:33am EST

CACP - #86 - A Doll's House

A Doll’s House - Due to technical difficulties this episode is very late but hopefully will be worth the wait.  This week the boys are all back together and discuss the inconvenient truth of the recent events Mother Nature has released on the East Coast.  Joey and Dell had a falling out, Matt decided he wants to start a new hobby, Marc reflects on home movies; not the type you think, actual family home movies and Carol Channing shares helpful advice with all the little boys and little girls.

Direct download: episode_86.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:51am EST

CACP - #85 - I've Been Downsized

This week love is in the air as two very special Cream Puff siblings get engaged (not to each other), Marc has his six month aversary and Joey gets licked by a cow.  Laugh along with Joey, Marc and Wendy as the also introduce a new show sponsor that is sure to get you off.

Direct download: episode_85.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:41am EST

CACP - #84 - I Don't Do Blow Jobs!

I Don't Do Blow Jobs! - We may not have Marc this week but we have something even better, Dame Betsy Carmichael returns after a stunning run in the West End.  This week Wendy just can’t seem to take out the trash, Joey starts a “new” job but in the meanwhile is temping as a dog short order cook, Matt announces in the paper he is not getting married, the Desperate Housewives have one more card game, Joan Rivers shares the secrets to her success and the studio is filled with sexual tension.

Direct download: episode_84.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:46pm EST

CACP - #83 - Wendy's Big Reveal

Wendy's Big Reveal - This week’s episode is like none you have ever heard before.  The inmates have taken over and Marc is in the Captain’s chair.  Filled with format changes, a review of Jim Steinman music, Lucy Fest, dead babies, and a stunning realization by the Naughty Nanny Wendy.  This is truly an episode with something for everyone or one really messed up individual.


This episode contains the song Total Eclipse of the Heart performed by The Glee Cast available for download through the amazon link on

Direct download: episode_83.mp3
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CACP - #82 - The Mad Hatter

The Mad Hatter – A brand new season 4 with the same old arguments.  This week we explore family trees as Joey desperately tries to establish himself as the Crown Prince of Hungary and Matt brings a familiar face to his Grandmother.  Marc meanwhile is meeting fans in public; just not his directly and we discover our inner voice.  Additionally we discuss the death of Grammy Award winning artist, Amy Winehouse, the brutal butterfly attack on HRH Princess Beatrice, and Miley Cyrus giving the gays the finger. 

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Direct download: episode_82.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:50am EST

CACP - #81 - Recovery Mode on Stage Act 2

Recovery Mode on Stage Act 2 - This is a recording of the July 17th, 2011 closing night performance of Recovery Mode.  Recovery Mode is a comedy by Matthew Burlingame based on the spoken word piece of the same name by Matthew Crehan Higgins.  This production was presented by Buffalo United Artists and directed by Joey Bucheker featuring Matthew Crehan Higgins as Matt, Victoria Perez as Susan, Marc Sacco as Marc, Gary Andrews as Tom, and Sean Murphy as John/Adam.

Direct download: episode_81.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:09pm EST

CACP - #80 - Recovery Mode on Stage Act 1

Recovery Mode on Stage Act 1 - This is a recording of the July 17th, 2011 closing night performance of Recovery Mode.  Recovery Mode is a comedy by Matthew Burlingame based on the spoken word piece of the same name by Matthew Crehan Higgins.  This production was presented by Buffalo United Artists and directed by Joey Bucheker featuring Matthew Crehan Higgins as Matt, Victoria Perez as Susan, Marc Sacco as Marc, Gary Andrews as Tom, and Sean Murphy as John/Adam.

Direct download: episode_80.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:22am EST

CACP - #79 - Friends

Friends -This week’s bonus episode is a bonus in every sense of the word since we are joined by the absolutely fabulous Christina Hill from Greetings from Nowhere.  This episode also veers from the traditional format since it is one big discussion celebrating our adventures with Christina including; Niagara Falls, Buffalo wings, the Rochester Gay Pride Parade, and the Casa de Kangaroo and so much more plus questions from Creamies.

Be sure to check out Christina on Greetings from Nowhere at

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Direct download: episode_79.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:25pm EST

You Must Be This Tall to Ride - This episode is filled with murder, intrigue, accusations, espionage, and lots of drama, which coincidentally is exactly the ending to season 3 we were hoping for.  Not to mention that the Boys were joined by special guests, Naughty Nanny Wendy, Liza, First Lady Michelle Obama, the big JC himself and most importantly we had a visit from our most devoted Creamie, Tom V from California. 

Check out the new trend for Chinese dogs

Help us fundraise and make Joey and Marc’s lives a drag.  Go to to make a donation and don’t forget to visit us at the Rochester Pride Parade on Saturday.

Direct download: episode_78.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:14pm EST

CACP - #77 - Come to My Garden

Come to My Garden - This week it’s just the two of us since Marc checked himself into Betty Ford.  Fear not two can have just as much fun as three, well in podcasting at least.   In this episode Joey shares his new obsession  with Priscilla the Queen of the Desert – the Musical, Matt is eternally thankful for his latest theatrical endeavor and it’s just one week until Christina, host of Greetings from Nowhere joins the boys in Buffalo.  Be sure to check out the newest LGBT podcast, This Week in Gay and P.S. never over pay for a hotdog.

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Direct download: episode_77.mp3
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CACP - #76 - The Rise of Mothra

The Rise of Mothra – This week New York State became the 6th state in the country to pass marriage equality., the East Coast premiere of Recovery Mode has opened in Buffalo, and Marc has survived a life threatening attack.  Thank God for his knight in shining honor Nick.  All this and barking cats, horse fuckers, and caddy turned hookers.  Four!

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Direct download: episode_76.mp3
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CACP - # 75 - After a Small Struggle

After a Small Struggle -This has been one of the most involved weeks ever with the Cream Puffs spending EVERY day together. It was just like college days except Matt is thin, Joey is fat, and everyone has less hair and more laugh lines. But, just like college days. Listen as they discuss the battle for New York Marriage Equality as it continues to drag on in the NYS Senate, the East Coast Premier of Recovery Mode just days away and, some obvious police brutality of a suspect.

If at the time of this broadcast the New York State Marriage Equality bill has not reached the State Senate, please contact undecided Sen. Mark Grisanti and tell him to VOTE YES to Marriage Equality. 518-455-3240


Direct download: episode_75.mp3
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Beware of Cougars – This week the Cream Puffs started with one of the biggest, bulging, and probing news stories, Weiner Gate.  They then shared a re-cap of their week’s including Buffalo Gay Pride 2011, cougar attacks, rehearsals, angry birds, and another podcaster dedicating and entire episode to ranting about Joey’s marketing methods.  Actually, he calls it a rant; if he listened to this show he would understand what a real rant is!

Direct download: episode_74.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:54am EST

If three's company and four's a crowd, what is five?  Well, this may give you an idea.  Do not try this at home.  This week as the Cream Puffs prepare for Buffalo Pride, they are joined once again by Gary Andrews from last year and the Naughty Nanny Wendy.  Some of you may recall that the last time Wendy and Gary were face to face, she shot him and pushed him down the stairs. 

Direct download: episode_73.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:46am EST

CACP - #72 - Nick Loves Lucy

Nick Loves Lucy - This week begins with some chilling Tornado audio and then goes into the usual bitchery including; rehearsals, sex, celebrities, arguing, diets, moo moos, food, trips, and of course Lucille Ball.  What more could you possibly ask for?  Happy Gay Pride Month Creamies!

Direct download: episode_72.mp3
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This week is the Naughty Nanny's Birthday and possibly her final appearence.  PS the Rapture did not happen.  Just wanted to make sure you knew.

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CACP - #70 - The Other Middleton

The Other Middleton - We’re 70 girls, 70!  This week we discover that Pippa is not the only hottie sibling on the Duchess of Cambridge, there is also a sexy brother who likes to walk around and be photographed.  In a word, perfect but enough about his ass.  Also this week, Joey breaks another computer and shreds a puppet for its lack luster audition, Marc experiences the movie Funny Girl and Matt ponders why straight fat guys are hot.  Remember if the Rapture does not occur, Naughty Nanny Wendy’s Birthday is May 24th.  Show her your love and send her a card.  Visit for all our contact info.

Music from this week’s episode includes So Long Dearie from Hello, Dolly! Performed by Barbara Streisand.

Direct download: episode_70.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:52am EST

CACP - #69 - 32 Bars or Bust

32 Bars or Bust - Another strange pseudo serious week filled with theatre, murder, and deception.  The boys are still talking about Bin Laden in his new under the sea home, Joey’s show “Mame – Turn off the Lights” has been postponed a week, Marc refuses to prepare an auditions song and Matt is trying to unfriend someone permanently.  I told you, strange.

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Direct download: episode_69.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:16am EST

A Weekend to Remember – This past weekend has been a news reporters dream. First we started with the glamorous and regal wedding of the new Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Prince William and Kate Middleton.  I was awake at 4am, were you?  The next day the Vatican revealed the Pope John Paul II is a step closer to becoming a Saint and finally we finished the weekend off with Osama Bin Laden moving a step closer to burning eternally in hell.  All and all it was a great weekend.


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Direct download: episode_68.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:26pm EST

CACP – RB2 – Hey Baby!   This week is an unexpected re-run  of episode #35 due to the fact that after taping a fabulous show, the Creamie Computer hard drive exploded.  We will be back next week with a brand new episode and we want to thank you for making us a nominee for Artvoice’s Best of Buffalo, “Best Blog”.  This episode was collectively our favorite and is a rollercoaster ride.  It may start out slow but then takes off like a rocket.  The hot topic this week is Marc’s trip in the magical mystery van.  Married or crazy?  You be the judge.  Lindsay Lohan’s going back to the clink, new Glee guest star revealed and Mariah Carey is angled to perfection.   


Remember Mother’s Day is right around the corner so go to our website at and click the link to Pro Flowers on our home page and buy Mom the Gift of Flowers.  You won’t be disappointed.


Music in this week’s episode includes:

Some People from Gypsy performed by Patti LuPone

The Art of the Possible performed by the Original 1979 Broadway Cast of Evita

Meadowlark performed by Patti LuPone


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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:18am EST

CACP - #67 - Rapture for Dummies

Rapture for Dummies - With all of the obvious signs that the end of the world is quickly approaching…What signs? Earthquakes, tornados, birds falling from the sky, dead sea lions, individuals bursting into flames in porn stores….need I continue?  Well, if you do believe we want you to be prepared so we have put together a check list of must have items including but not limited to tools to distil water (see Marc), a horse, dog poop insurance, tim tams, a double p dildo, a tub of boy butter (I am sure the Rapture is like the lines at an amusement park, hurry up and wait, boy butter helps the time pass) and do not offer to play JC Gaga’s new song.  I tend to think it’s still a bone of contention between them.  Wouldn’t it be a kick in the ass if the Rapture is like that movie Signs and they avoid the water?  This would mean Matt at his lake house is safe.  Well, I’ll be goddamned, literally.

Direct download: episode_67.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:15am EST

Kids Drink Free - #66 We’re back bitches. Joey is still yammering on about his perfect Atlantis vacation. Marc is still in a relationship. Is this good for the future of the show? Matt returned to the land of his birth and played an icebreaker game with 2 former acquaintances. Mariah and Nick Carey have decided to start screwing up their kids early and Apple Bee’s launched its new Kiddies Cocktail menu. All of this and more plus a PO Box surprise!

Direct download: Episode_66.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:50am EST

Part 2 of Joey's vacation aboard the fabulous Serenade of the Sea, visiting St Lucia, Aruba, Curcia, and St. Maarten.  With Atlantis specialguest performer Alan Cumming.

Direct download: episode_65.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:45am EST

Vacation Part 1: Puerto Rico - Joey's Atlantis Gay Cruise has finally arrived (and gone).  His fabulous vacation has been charted in mini episodes recorded on location aboard the Serenade of the Seas and begins on the gorgeous Island of Puerto Rico.  Pay attention you may learn something and there will be a quiz at the end!

The Cream Puffs will be back to "regular" episodes next Thursday, April 14th.

Music from this episode includes America from West Side Story

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:10am EST

CACP - #63 - From the Cutting Room Floor

From the Cutting Room Floor - Outtakes and deleted scenes from seasons 1 thru 3.

Direct download: episode_63.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:00am EST

CACP - #62 - Technical Difficulties

Technical Difficulties - The title clearly says it all.  This week we recorded the show in the morning hours of the day and apparently the recording equipment planned on sleeping in.  Listen to Joey's pre-cruise plans and Chris Brown rant.  Matt's confusion about the adoption process and Marc's two timing waitress.

Remember to Please Nominate as Artvoice's Best of Buffalo , Best Blog.

Direct download: episode_62.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:00am EST

CACP - #61 - Did I Mention These Cookies are Delicious?

Did I Mention These Cookies are Delicious? - We asked and you came through.  Our box was so stuffed it was overflowing and it felt good.  Now we have one more favor from our Creamie Army.  Help nominate us for Artvoice’s Best in Buffalo for the Best Blog.  This week we discussed everything from the crisis in Japan, to overzealous fans in the john to a special Viva Las Vegas announcement.

Direct download: episode_61.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:40am EST

CACP - #60 - If You Can’t Have a Cup of Tea Then You Can’t Suck Dick

If You Can’t Have a Cup of Tea Then You Can’t Suck Dick – What has this world come to?  People holding demonstrations at funerals, universities suspending students for having consensual sex, other universities where professors use vibrators on their fiancées in front of the class for extra credit, men driving their wives around on the hoods of their cars, Asians running around in Tony the Tiger costumes with co-workers chasing them with tranquilizer guns and none of this has anything to do with Charlie Sheen to boot.  Winning?

Direct download: episode_60.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:42pm EST

CACP - #59 - Sugar Tits

Sugar Tits – In this week’s episode Marc declares his love for Sugar Tits and just in time the Brits perfect breast milk ice cream.  Mmm mmm good.  We discuss this year’s horrible Oscars Ceremony, Charlie Sheen’s spiral, start a new contest, and a war and finally, we make 2 big announcements.  First we have a new P.O. Box.  Who will be the first to stuff our box? And’ll just have to listen.

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Direct download: episode_59.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:57pm EST

CACP - #58 - Twas the Night Before Easter

Twas the Night Before Easter – In this week’s installment Matt received the Barbie of his dreams, Joey’s TV movie has apparently been released, Marc shares his adventures in dating and Wendy is still perfecting catapulting her car over the ice into her driveway.  Or you can just skip all this crap and go straight to the lesson of the week which is don’t piss Mom off or she’ll put your shit on eBay.

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Direct download: episode_58.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:16am EST

CACP - #57 - You Were Born This Way, So Express Yourself –

You Were Born This Way, So Express Yourself – This week the boys talk about Madonna’s, I mean Lady Gaga’s new song as performed on the Grammy and a local hot Congressman posting his naughty pics on Craigslist.  Also Joey rants about BINGO, Marc was rear-ended, and Matt just can’t take a compliment.  All of this and more including the winner of our Creamie Contact Contest.

Direct download: episode_57.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:03pm EST

CACP - #56 - They Said it Would Never Last

They Said it Would Never Last – It’s hard to believe that a full year has gone by since our first show.  What’s even more astonishing is that after all the triumphs, trials and tribulations that we are still here, or speaking to each other for that matter!

This week we discuss our Homofied Bowling Party, the Grammys, the return of Dallas, what not to call 911 for, the shocking behavior of Japanesse parents, and of course Christina Aguilera’s rendition of the Star Spangle Banner.

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Direct download: episode_56.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:50am EST

CACP - #55 - Balls to You!

Balls to You  - The Boys are Back and ready to kick off Season 3. This week they moved into their new studio, shared their hiatus adventures and Joey has a very important message to a very special Creamie.

Also Charlie Sheen is back in rehab again, Cousin Geri is gay, and Lady Gaga is working on a new perfume fragrance that can best be described as date rape!


The musical selections from this episode include

Bad Romance performed by Lady Gaga and Endless Love performed by Lionel Richie and Diana Ross


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Direct download: episode_55.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:34pm EST

CACP - #54 - Creamin in the New Year 2011

Creamin in the New Year 2011 - This bonus episode was originally presented LIVE on on December 31, 2010 - New Years Eve (Joey's Birthday too). 

Join us next week for the kick off of 3rd Season and our 1 year anniversary.

Direct download: episode_54.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:30pm EST

A Little Look Back in Time - As the 1st anniversary quickly approaches and with the Cream Puffs on vacation, we present to you Cocktails and Cream Puffs - Episode 1.

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Direct download: RE-broad_eps_1.mp3
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CACP - #53 - A Quiet Thing

It’s a Quiet Thing – In this final episode of the 2nd Season, Marc makes a shocking proclamation…if his pants are off, he plans on getting off! Where could we possibly go from here? You’ll just have to find out.

Music in this episode includes It’s a Quiet Thing performed by Liza Minnelli available on iTunes.

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Direct download: episode_53.mp3
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CACP - #52 - Will the Real Matt Please Stand

Will the Real Matt Please Stand – This week the full play adaption of Matt’s spoken word piece, Recovery Mode is opening in Sacramento, CA.  So we are joined by the fabulous playwright Matthew Burlingame of Spanking Bea Arthur who adapted Recovery Mode and by the new Matt Crehan Higgins, Michael Hedges.

If in the Sacramento Area be sure to check out Recovery Mode presented by the Lambda Players  

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Direct download: episode_52.mp3
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