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CACP - #238 - Christmas Spectacular 2013

It’s Gary’s first Christmas Spectacular!  We want to thank everyone for their holiday greetings and cards.  From all of us to all of you, have a Very Merry Christmas!

Be sure to join us December 31st at 11pm ET for Creamin in the New Year, LIVE on

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This episode is wrought with the trials and tribulations of Joey’s life.  If that wasn’t enough… we also explored the hijinks at President Mandela’s funeral, the entertainment factor of George W, Australia outlawing all gay marriages past, present and future, Gary’s going to television and the return of Wendy’s arch-enemy, the dreaded snow plow.

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year.  The snow is falling, homes are decorated with twinkling lights, the smell of pine and merriment permeate the air and little children everywhere are anticipating the arrival of the big man in the red suit, hoping beyond hope that they will end up on his “nice list”.  However, amidst the hustle and bustle after a tantrum or outburst we have all heard the stressed parent’s go to, “I’m going to call Santa”.  Well, this year they won’t have to because he has help with the dreaded NSA trained, Elf on a Shelf!

If you want the Cocktails and Cream Puffs, “Milf on a Shilf” aka Betsy to visit you, send an email with your address to be added to her tour itinerary at .

It’s not too late, be sure to do all your Christmas shopping thru our Amazon link at   

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Even though this year was a less violent Black Friday than in years past, is it really the most appropriate way to kick off the season of thankfulness and goodwill with leaving your family to go out and battle it out for a giant screen TV?  Maybe Amazon has the right idea by sending drones to you. 

In 2014 we are launching Wendy back out on the dating scene under (the) covers with the V-Cam in hopes of exposing hypocrisy and Wendy’s girlie parts.  In the meantime she continues to dig out until her extended New Year’s Eve deadline.  Old movie review or reviews on old movies and some people just don’t know the value of a dollar, even when it’s their job.  All of this and more…

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Earlier this year media outlets reported that UK Olympian, Tom Daley stated he was not gay in an interview.  This was not exactly an accurate statement and because of it Daley bravely took to YouTube to set the record straight and declare to the world he was in fact bisexual and in a relationship with a man.  This episode explores this life changing announcement and societies view on bisexuality.  Of course it also de-evolves into an argument about religion but not really about religion for hopefully the last time.

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A continuation of episode #232 discussing living with HIV/AIDS in the 21st with special guest, James Mikula, a HIV Clinical Pharmacy Specialist answering questions and filling in the gaps between fact and myth.

Know your status.  Get Tested Today!

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December 1st is World AIDS Day and this year’s theme is “Shared Responsibility: Strengthening Results for an AIDS-Free Generation.”

To play our part we bring to you a candid discussion about living with HIV/AIDS  with Gary sharing his real life insights and with special guest, James Mikula, a HIV Clinical Pharmacy Specialist answering questions and filling in the gaps.  This is part 1 of a 2 part interview. 

Know your status.  Get Tested Today!


Fleshjack is running a Cyber Monday Special!!!  Save 25% off your entire order.  Just click the link at 

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NaPodPoMo13 - Day 28 - 2006

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NaPodPoMo13 - Day 26 - 2004

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NaPodPoMo13 - Day 25 - 2003

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If only Chris Farley was alive today to see the prime material Mayor Tom Ford was tossing up for grabs.  It may not help the people of Toronto but it may have brought humor back to SNL.   What will this train-wreck do next? 

Why in our society are some hateful slurs “more” offensive than others?  Why is the n-word a career ender but fag is forgivable?   Are we not reacting enough or as a society are we just over reacting to people being people?

The Holidays are quickly approaching.  A great way to support the show is by checking out our sponsors especially Amazon for all your Black Friday shopping and be sure to sign up for your 2013 Christmas card!

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NaPodPoMo13 - Day 24 - 2002

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NaPodPoMo13 - Day 23 - 2001

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NaPodPoMo13 - Day 22 - 2000

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Today we reflect and thank the brave men and women who have served our country on this Veteran’s Day.  To vaccinate or not to vaccinate…it’s not all about you.  The blind leading the blind…and a visit from the Olympic Torch.

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NaPodPoMo13 - Day 21 - 1999

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NaPodPoMo13 - Day 20 - 1998

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NapodPoMo13 - Day 19 - 1997

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NaPodPoMo - Day 18 - 1996

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NaPodPoMo13 - Day 17 - 1995

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NaPodPoMo13 - Day 16 - 1994

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NaPodPoMo13 - Day 15 - 1993

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NaPodPoMo13 – Day 14 – 1992

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NaPodPoMo13 - Day 13 - 1991

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Our special guest, comedian Kristen Becker decided to stick around for a second episode to discuss how to become a comedian and to take Joey and Gary on a special field trip.

Hallmark has replaced the word gay with fun on a Christmas ornament; was this meant to avoid or attract contreversay?  If Kristen and Joey had a baby together...

There are only a few days left, please VOTE daily at for Cocktails and Cream Puffs for GLBT.

To find out more about Kristen Becker visit

Learn more about Dykotomy and consider helping fund the project at

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NaPodPoMo13 - Day 12 - 1990

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NaPodPoMo13 - Day 11 - 1989

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NaPodPoMo13 - Day 10 - 1988

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NaPodPoMo13 - Day 9 - 1987

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NaPodPoMo13 - Day 8 - 1986

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It's all about or special guest Kristen Becker, a comedian who happens to also be an out lesbian (with stunning eyes).  Becker consistently wins the hearts of all audiences, straight and gay alike, with her unapologetic humor. Her childhood, divided between the Rust Belt and the Deep South, has left her uniquely able to connect with all manner of people. Becker’s ability to win the affection of such a wide range of audiences is due to her understated southern charm juxtaposed against a raucous and powerful persona. She is truly a comic of the people.

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NaPodPoMo13 - Day 7 - 1985

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NaPodPoMo13 - Day 6 - 1984

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NaPodPoMo13 - Day 4 - 1982

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This is the last episode about Les Miserable...promise  This episode contains musical numbers from the recent Theatre in the Mist production of Les Miz directed by Joey Bucheker. 

Jelly Bellies will never again touch our lips, TANYS Awards and when is someone is the public eye obligated to come out?

Let your voices be heard and Please VOTE daily for Cocktails and Cream Puffs for Best GLBT for the Podcast Awards and tell a friend!

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NaPodPoMo 2013 - Day 3 - 1981

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NaPodPoMo- Day 2.....1980!

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The year is 1978 and I was born.

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A young gay artist has decided to put his virginity or loss thereof on display for the world to see.  Please be advised this event is one night only. 

The musical world laments the passing of Lou Reed and the fact that Chris Brown is still an embarrassment.

Bursting water heaters, punctuality, identical triplets and so much more.

Thank you to everyone who nominated us for the People’s Choice Podcast Awards in the category of GLBT.  Voting begins Nov. 1st.   Please vote DAILY at

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America’s favorite past time is it still baseball or homophobia?  Wendy stays one step ahead of the INS, Gary runs with scissors and Joey receives a gift from the heart.  Also a Walking Dead Spoiler (not really).

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It’s official, New Jersey is the 14th state to legalize marriage equality.  Gary and Wendy LIVE on Pride48 discuss their personal wedding days.  Also: What’s up with these mouse traps, some T.V. talk, and please follow the rules and leave nature better than when you found it.

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After a grueling hell week Les Miserable is in full swing and brought the house down…well, the fire curtain.  Later, Joey and Gary have an intense discussion.

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For today’s adventure, Wendy and Gary will be your conductors.  Please remain seated as they tend to ride off the rails. 

This week’s topics include: what to wear for Halloween and where to but it (Amazon of course!), Les Miserables finally opens after a few hurdles and Gary shares his story for National Coming Out Day.  The People’s Choice Podcast Award nominations have closed.  Thank you to everyone who supported us.

October 17, 2013 is Spirit Day.  Please wear your purple to support LGBT youth and speak out against bullying.

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This week we bring you a special presentation of The Mad Dingo - LIVE from Las Vegas

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This week’s episode includes Wendy’s epic road trip, thought provoking listener mail, blasphemy day and a special update from David Moore, founder of Marriage Equality for Pennsylvania. 

Please check out and help Pennsylvania to achieve Equality.

The People’s Choice Podcast Award Nominations are open.  For your consideration please go to and nominate Cocktails and Cream Puffs for People’s Choice and GLBT.  THANK YOU.

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With the government shut down looming Cocktails and Cream Puffs vows not to suspend any services at this time of uncertainty.  In this episode we discuss our general disappointment with our government officials, the Barilla pasta controversy, the government again, then pasta again.  Okay, we were caught in a loop but will still never shut down.

For your consideration please go to and nominate Cocktails and Cream Puffs for People’s Choice and GLBT for the Podcast Awards.  You can only nominate once per year per email.  Your support means the world to us.  Thank you. 

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Stunts, car crashes, porn and an in-depth discussion of ejaculation.  What makes the chat room go silent?  You’ll just have to listen and find out for yourself.

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Rejoice Cocktails and Cream Puffs can still be heard in Russia!  On the negative side of that ruble we have been declared enemies of the Republic.  Guess we can’t win them all.  On a more serious note we did receive correspondence from a Russian Creamie who provided his unique prospective of the Anti-Gay Laws in Russia.  Then somehow the show went on an unplanned yet eye opening intervention. 

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After a week of friends and fun we must also face loss and pain as Joey speaks out about the suicide of a friend and the passing of his precious kitty cat.  Don’t fret.  Thanks to bourbon, Suggarz and the wise cracking nanny, laughter returns.  Life is too short damn short to waste.

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Memories of Pride 48 2013 Las Vegas weekend with special guest, Donna Suggarz.

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If you missed it here is our Pride 48 5th anniversary show LIVE from the Excalibur Hotel and Casino on the fabulous Las Vegas Strip.

Thank you to everyone who was in our LIVE Las Vegas audience and everyone who joined us in the chat room.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs Pride 48 show was sponsored by the generous people at Flesh Jack.

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Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” is indisputable the hottest song this summer.  However, if you listen closely to the song you’ll notice that some lyric are incomplete.  “You wanna hug me.  What rhymes with hug me?” Well, we have some options.

 Also in this episode we shoehorn in everything from packing for Las Vegas to militant actions against haters to Syria…..and Gary gets a gift!

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An interview with the president of Gays Days, Chris Alexander-Manley. 

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Road trip!  Wendy and Joey journeyed two hours south to the other side of Lake Erie for Erie, Pennsylvania Pride.  It just goes to show that size doesn’t matter and as long as you have a drag queen dunk tank, your party is sure to be a hit.  Interesting people, new experiences and a reminder that our neighboring brothers and sisters are still fighting the battle for equality.

Be sure to check out

Erie Sisters at

Marriage Equality for Pennsylvania at

Music from this episode includes Somewhere Over the Rainbow 2K11 available for download thru the Cocktails and Cream Puffs Amazon link.

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Thanks to Wendy’s hoarding, her record has finally been expunged.

Block parties, road trip nightmares, trapper keeper gowns, boredom of epic proportions and another Coach to the hoarding room.  Cryptic?  Guess you’ll just have to listen.

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Pride 48 is just around the corner which means making lists and packing, packing, packing and of course Joey’s gown is MIA.  Please keep your eyes open for a cow or other barn yard animals in sequins. 

This episode is filled to with listener voice mails…mostly Donna Suggarz and of course Wendy’s tantalizing tale of her weekend with the Griffins.

You too can join Donna and leave a message at 716-989-0189.

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The T in LGBT is taking center stage this week with new progressive laws in Germany and California taking center stage.  Australia may already be ahead of the curve.  What defines gender? 

The most important question of the week…Is Wendy pulling her weight?

Pride 48 is just around the corner, September 6th-8th at the Excalibur Hotel and Casino on the Las Vegas Strip.  For more information visit  Remember to mail in your postcards for our big drawing at the LIVE Las Vegas show.

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With such a classy title, do you even need to know our discussion topics?  We’ll tell you anyway.  The Russian Olympic drama continues with no real end in sight.  We all need to show our solidarity.  Everyone take a page out of Amsterdam’s book.  To dance or not to dance that IS the question; father knows best and yes a phantom turd.

This episode is brought to you by Amazon.  For all your back to school shopping needs including an mp3 download of Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke be sure to click the Amazon link at .  It’s a great way to support the show!

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This episode is all Aussie all the time!  We have Wendy’s stunningly attractive and charming nephew, Tim in studio as he makes a pit stop in Buffalo on his around the country tour.  Tim shares with us how this vacation of a lifetime is possible and his opinion of America. 

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With the sun going down we decided to light the tiki torches and do a second garden cast.

Gays have begun to boycott Russian vodka. Does this make a difference or is it just a waste of good booze?  Wendy goes to the movies and is consumed by “The Conjuring”, Gary does a gay poetry slam and Joey remembers his Aunt Dana.

A new postcard contest has begun and which ending to the show do you prefer?  Go to our Facebook page and vote.

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Season 8 is here and we decided to do something we have never done before…a LIVE broadcast from the garden.  Cream Puff changes, fabulous weeks and a challenge to help get Gary to Vegas.  Think of it as our very own kick starter.  If we don’t hit our goal all your money comes back.  How badly do you want Gary at the underwear party?

Be sure to check out for all up to date info about the Las Vegas 5th Anniversary Weekend.

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For the final episode of Season 7 we had a merriment of guests including Broadway legend Carol Channing, Betsy Carmichael and HM Queen Elizabeth II.  Of course, the topics were just as diverse including stories of past Presidents, fat Mexicans, the Royals, old chicken feet and everything in between.

Please, go to: to nominate Carol Channing to be the recipient of the Kennedy Center Honor Award.

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The heat wave continues in the Cream City.  Be considerate in the meantime and get a pair of new scented underwear.  You're co-workers will thank you. 

Asian names were incorrectly reported after the Asiana plane crash.  Good joke, bad timing or just plain racism?  Russia outlaws all gay activities.  Will the Winter Olympics be safe for the Gay Olympians or should Team USA pull out?  Finally, we say goodbye to a young actor who left his mark on a generation.  RIP Corey Monteith.

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 Another show about nothing.  Wendy nearly over heats, Gary is put on the spot to perform, Joey workshops a game plan for his future appearance on Big Brother, the studio's for sale and calls from Hawaii.

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You wanted a lively show?  Well, you got it!  Cleveland's largest pride celebration was interrupted by a pack of fallen angels, Wendy and Joey fought, the Weiner debates continue, CBS stepped up it's game and Wendy and Joey fought.

Please consider becoming an organ donor.  Your gift could change someone's life forever.

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 It's the big 200th episode!!!  This week we discuss Toronto Pride and how it may be the American Pride of the future.   We also explain the ins and outs of the "bath house", Wendy's boobs and Gary's newest musical project.

And what exactly does LGBTIQQ2SA stand for anyway?

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We're #2 and proud of it!  Cocktails and Cream Puffs was rank #2 Gay Comedy Podcast by  We thank you for your recognition.

This week we discuss everything from Big Brother to the historical rulings from the US Supreme Court and everything in between. 

As we approach episode 200 we want to thank everyone for their constant support over the years.  When this show was born none of us could have dreamed the world of equality and acceptance we are living in now.  THANK YOU!

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This past weekend was jam packed with fabulousity but exhausting as you will hear in our voices.  Not only was it Pride 48 Weekend but also the Ride for Roswell and the Buffalo 48 Hour Film Project.  I'm exhausted just thinking about it.

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The 5th Anniversary Pride 48 LGBT Podcasting Marathon was an enormous success.  Thank you to everyone who participated, listened and joined in the chat room.

This episode is from the opening night of the marathon, June 21-23.

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Pride 48 Weekend Pre-Game! 

Enuff said.  Join in the fun June 21-23 at

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The anticipated rulings from The Supreme Court on the Defense of Marriage Act and Prop 8 have inspired some spirited debates.  Combine religion, politics and power.  What could possibly go wrong?  Remember when this was a comedy show with  good audio?

Please join us LIVE at 11pm EST on Friday for the 5th Annual Pride 48 Marathon.  Log into and play along in the chat room.

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This episode is all about first impressions.  From an audition to a sanatorium, you never get a second chance to make a good first impression and you never know who you'll meet again.

Be sure to mark your calenders... The Pride 48 5th Anniversary Gay Pride Podcasting Weekend kicks off on Friday June 21st at 8:30 EST and runs through Sunday June 23rd at 8pm EST.  24 GLBTA shows will be participating this year and it is a great chance to discover some new shows.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs will be taking the stage LIVE at 11pm EST. on Friday the 21st.  For more information visit

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Theatre has the ability to entertain, educate and/or inspire an audience.  It is a rare occurrence when a piece has the ability to achieve all three.  The Normal Heart is that exception and for that reason should be mandatory viewing for all gay men under the age of 40.  In a not so distant past our community endured a plague and the world remained silent.  We have come such a long way but HIV/AIDS is still out there and should not be ignored or underestimated.  Those who do not learn their history are doomed to repeat it.

And, Wendy’s drug problem.

Music from this episode includes "Seasons of Love" from the original Broadway Cast of RENT

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A very special Cocktails and Cream Puffs therapy session as Wendy and Gary take you on a roller coaster of emotions and a recap of Buffalo Pride.

Music from this episode includes "Please Don't Ask Me Your Name" from the album Roadsigns for Astronauts by The Fountains featuring Gary Andrews.  For the full song or album visit iTunes.

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This is not a good hand of cards nor is it a 90's TV show from the TGIF line up.  Instead it's a really hot studio packed with all the Cream Puffs and special guests, Christina of Greetings from Nowhere and the #1 Creamie for 2013, Zombie Girl TJ. 

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This week Marc is in the pilot seat and is joined by co-pilot Wendy and sassy steward, Gary.  Hold tight because it is going to be a bumpy ride filled with the Billboard Music Awards, the sexy David Beckham and more tales of Wendy's

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We are joined this week by a returning guest co-host, Gary Andrews-Stieglitz.  Some of you may remember Gary as the lead singer of Kamikaze Ltd, or perhaps as Matt's love interest in Recovery Mode or as the victim of Wendy's Colt 44.  Regardless, he's back and is pursuing a new calling.  

Congrats to the people of Minnesota for securing their place in history becoming the 12th state to stand for equality.

For more about Gary, check out his Facebook page

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Keeping with our continuing multicultural initiative with the help of a special guest we pay tribute to Cinco de Mayo.  May is also National Masturbation Month.  Are you doing your part to spread awareness?  Nanny bashing, news, apologizes and contest winners.

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The first pro athlete from a major American sport has come out gay.  What does this mean for the future and could we switch to Australian Rules Football?  The uniforms are much cuter. 

Marc asks Wendy and Joey to teach him a politically incorrect accent.  What could possibly go wrong? 

Walk a Mile in Her Shoes was a huge success. Thank you to everyone who contributed.

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Podcasting under the influence is never recommended but here goes nothing.  Ever want to reach out and touch someone?  Now you can with remote control underwear you can.  Ryan Lochte has his own reality show!  What are we doing wrong?  Also, sex in space, big cats in little bathrooms, sexy thumb sucking and an apology.

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This week's LIVE show opened with a discussion about the kill and capture of the Boston Marathon bombing suspects and how this event had brought out the very best and the very worst in people.

Also, Wendy has a little problem, Rex (aka Upward Kitty) has a blood lust, Marc breaks another heel and Joey gets a wrong number. 

If you take nothing else from this episode, please don't cook with diet soda.  The more you know.

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New commercials possibly too crude for TV, to brassiere or not to brassiere, a touching and all too familiar coming out story and always ask before snapping a picture of that magnificent beaver.

Music from this episode includes "Otto Titsling" from Beaches available thru our Amazon link for download.

Please help us make a difference and make a donation to Walk A Mile in Her Shoes.

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We received 2 mystery packages over the weekend in the P.O. Box labeled "Happy Easter"...What could possibly go wrong?  Also, car troubles, our new website is launched and Kitty Kat Update.

This episode was recorded LIVE on Pride 48 hours after the Boston Marathon Bombing.  At the time of this recording the facts were limited.  Our hearts and thoughts go out to the victims and their families of the horrific act of terror.

Please help Cocktails and Cream Puffs as we Walk a Mile in Her Shoes to prevent rape and gender violence.  Every dollar helps.

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Marc and Matt are back but this time Joeys gone...people are going to start talking.  After minor technical difficulties we find out what the boys have been up to and Wendy has a new man in her life.

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This week Joey and Wendy desperately try to bring the funny in the absence of co-hosts, Marc and Matt.  All serious discussion was left at the door.    

A Tim Horton's "Roll Up the Rim" rant, Walk a Mile in Her Shoes, IF... and a ground breaking tool to wipe your ass.

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How much would you be willing to pay for a seat to the Supreme Court as they hear arguments for Prop 8 and the Defensive Marriage Act?  FYI, you could get a pair of Madonna tickets cheaper.  A bit of Gay News of a boy burned to death reminds us of what we are fighting for.

Also, Wendy has a rant, Joey is exhausted and IF...

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Really do you need much more than the title?  If so, we have listener questions, dead car batteries and iPads playing possum.

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With the recent announcement of Pope Francis the First we present to you "Catholic Chat" including the Vatican's recent purchase of Italy's largest gay bath house.  This is sure to help their image. 

Prince Harry has a very open mind, The Queen does not say hello or goodbye, Wendy gives her side of the story and Mike Lawson does it again.

Remember, bullying comes in many forms.  Be aware and be better than.

Direct download: episode_178x.mp3
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What could possibly be more fun than Joey and Donna Suggarz in the Big Apple?  Broadway, booze, boys and lots of laughter.  It was truly a Wicked time.

Direct download: episode_177x.mp3
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White smoke is flowing out of the Cocktails and Cream Puffs Studio and that can only mean one thing...the #1 Creamie for 2013 has been chosen!  To make this celebration even better we were joined by a special "surprise" guest and answer your Creamie questions.

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If you could have anyone is the world as a "free pass", who would you choose?  In this episode the boys fight over the same toy, discuss their postpartum theater depression and give some task results of the #1 Creamie for 2013.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:19pm EDT

This episode we recap the event formerly known as the Academy Awards.  What did you think of Seth Mac Far lane, did he go too far or not far enough?  Where you surprised with any of the winners?  Who wore it best?  As a tribute to movie musicals, was it the Gayest Oscars of all time?  Finally, are you Team Joey or Team Marc on your opinion of Kristen Stewart at the Oscars?  So many questions, so little time.

Direct download: episode_174x.mp3
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This week Wendy brought in her apparatus from home for Joey to experience.  Get your heads out of the gutter it's not what you think, it's worse.  Las Vegas, Auntie Bess, and a special guest for The News.

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Something interesting happened in Siberia. A very shitty cruise vacation.  Prison in Australia is redundant.  Canada doesn't have the balls and Old Queens.  Now Discuss

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:14am EDT

Ever send a picture of your naughty bits to a stranger and then instantly regret it because you know you have become a part of a collection that he shares with anyone who asks?   Don't you wish it would just self destruct secret agent style right after they look at it?  Well, we may have the perfect app for you.

This week contains a merriment of topics including:  personal sex tapes, the Grammys, another night of comedy, family members doing the same thing we did at their age and congrats to Marc and You Tube sensation Sweet Brown on their new jobs.

Direct download: episode_171x.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:14am EDT

This is the week of holidays with Chinese New Year, Mardi Gras, Lent, and Valentine's Day upon us.  What are you giving up for Lent?  It appears the Catholic Church is giving up the Pope.  Joey decided to go big chocolate and booze is for wimps, he's giving up masturbation.  What could be more Catholic than denying yourself enjoyment?  Matt dazzles us with the Six Seasons of Shopping, and Marc contends with an upstaging Diva Spider.

Hey did you get your Valentine a gift?  It's not too late.  Click on the Amazon link at and you can have a gift certificate sent to your loved one's email in a snap.  No stores, no lines, no stress, lots of love!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:26am EDT

As we blow out the candles celebrating our 3rd year, we want to take this time to thank everyone who has come back week after week and taken this journey with us.  We are very grateful to your devotion and look forward to continuing our adventures together.

This week began with Fucking Men just as every episode should.  Wendy claims she didn't look at any naughty bits but we all know the truth.  She also shared her new mantra and how she is trying to find a balance between moist and dry.  Joey completed work on the film "Give and Take" and is to direct Les Miserables in the fall.  However, after taking a Creamie call he may begin to workshop a new women's rights musical, "RvW".  A very special NYC "meet and greet" has been announced and the News should offend everyone, especially Asians.

The #1 Creamie contest is heating up.  Be sure to show support for your candidate and help them take the crown.  Oh yes, there will be a crown.

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We've made it to SEASON 7!  Well, half of us have made it.

The Super Bowl (which we are told is some type of sporting event) has come and gone and the long anticipated commercials were so lack luster that we had to actually watch the game.  What is this world coming to?  Beyonce's half time show looked great but the sound was dreadful.  This is why people lip-sync.  Who do you think did it better, Madonna or Beyonce and which member of Destiny's Child kicked out the extension cord?

Fucking Men has finally had its New York premier and Wendy was shocked that there was so much fucking, which is understandable.  The title is so misleading.

Finally and most importantly the contestants for the #1 Creamie for 2013 contest have been announced and given their first task.  Let the hunger games begin and may the fiercest bitch win!

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