Cocktails and Cream Puffs : Gay / LGBT Comedy Show
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CACP - #51 - Reflections of 2010

Reflections of 2010The Cream Puffs this week shared their magical Christmas adventures and reflected on the Best of 2010.   

Direct download: episode_51.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:34pm EDT

CACP - #50 - Our First Christmas...Special!

Our First Christmas...Special - Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of our devoted Creamies around the World.  At this special time of the year the Cream Puffs have come together to share their favorite Christmas songs and to debut a new one you all will love.

All of the songs on this week's episode are available on iTunes or through the Amazon link on our website.

Visit www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com today!

Direct download: Episode_50.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:39pm EDT

CACP - #49 - And the Winners Are...Not Us

And the Winners Are...Not Us - Thank you to everyone who supported and voted for us for this year's Podcast Awards.  It was an honor to be nominated.  Congratulations to Savage Love, winner for GLBT and to Tell'em Steve Dave, winner of People's Choice.  Now back to business as usual!

For more information including contact visit www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Direct download: Episode_49.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:45pm EDT

Happy Festivus - This week Joey embraces that special holiday of Festivus and airs his grievances against his closest and dearest friends.  Basically it's a bitchfest but, if you don't let it out...you'll explode. 

Happy 31st Birthday to Matt and thank you to everyone who vote for us in the Podcast Awards.

For all your Creamie needs including contact to sign up for a Christmas Card visit

www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Direct download: Episode_48.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:34pm EDT

CACP - #47 - Driving Miss Wendy

Driving Miss Wendy – As the title suggests, the Naughty Nanny is back and driving slower than ever as she gets lost throughout the world.  In addition we dive into celebrity reach around with Madonna, Angelina, Aretha, Elton, and Britney.  No last names needed.  Also is this the final straw for Brian Dunkleman?  I know, Brian who?

Remember Creamies, Voting closes DECEMBER 15TH, vote now, vote daily for the Podcast Awards

www.podcastawards.com

For all your needs visit www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Direct download: Episode_47.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:24am EDT

CACP - #46 - Inside the BOXX

Inside the BOXX – This week we bring you a special bonus episode featuring the hardest working Drag Queen in America!  She was awarded Miss Congeniality on Ru Paul’s Drag Race Season 2 and was a Professor on Drag U, PANDORA BOXX!

Creamies please remember to vote daily at www.podcastawards.com for Cocktails and Cream Puffs in the categories of PEOPLE’S CHOICE and GLBT.  We need you!

Check out Pandora at www.pandoraboxx.com

For all your Creamie needs visit www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Direct download: episode_46.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:08pm EDT

CACP - # 45 - Celebration!

Celebration! – We want to thank you, our listeners.  We are celebrating because we have been nominated for BEST GLBT and the top prize of PEOPLE’S CHOICE for the 6th annual Podcast Awards.  Voting runs Dec 1st-15th.  Vote early, vote often!

This week we are joined by our dear friend Chrissy for some cocktails and cattiness (hmm perhaps a spin off?).  This episode is filled with concerts, family, quitting smoking, celebrities in caskets, and bathing suits accenting the pride of once…um, nation.

Vote at www.podcastawards.com

For everything Creamie visit www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Direct download: Episode_45.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:02am EDT

I Think We're Alone Now - This week we are thrilled to have the opportunity to interview and see the original Princess of Pop, 80's teen pop idol and, number one charting recording artist, TIFFANY!

In the episode we feature music by Tiffany including: I Think We're Alone Now, If Only, and All This Time.  All of which are available on iTunes or Amazon.com

Visit us at www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Direct download: Episode_44.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:37am EDT

CACP - #43 - Discomboobulated

Discomboobulated - This week’s episode is all over the place as the title alludes to.  The boys start with an actual serious topic discussing the continuing inequalities for gays in this Country but quickly they move over into their usual array of insanity.  These include Joey shucking and jiving for nominations, Matt being over NYC, Marc sees another boy, blushes and running away again, a crazy lady becomes a star on her daddy’s advice, Madonna thanks the gays,  and Wendy is in jail and liking the attention.

Time is running out and November 21st is the last day to go to www.podcastawards.com and nominate Cocktails and Cream Puffs for Best GLBT and People’s Choice Podcast.  We can’t do this without you!

For past shows, pictures, products, contact and more visit www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Direct download: Episode_43.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:44am EDT

CACP - #42 - Make it Happen!

Make it Happen! Nominations are open for the 2010 Podcast Awards.  For your consideration go to www.podcastawards.com and please nominate Cocktails and Cream Puffs for Best GLBT and People’s Choice.  Only you can MAKE IT HAPPEN!

Music in this episode includes:

Make it Happen performed by Mariah Carey

Kind of Woman from "Pippin" performed by Jill Claybourgh

 

For all your creamie needs visit www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Direct download: Episode_42.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:37am EDT

CACP - #41 - A Diamond in the Rump

A Diamond in the Rump - This week we are joined once again by everyone’s favorite Naughty Nanny, Wendy and discuss Adult Truths, McDonald’s and people hiding things where they do not belong.  Babies are big this week in the Celebrity Reach Around.  Mariah Carey finally admits to being pregnant, Celine Dion shares a startling truth about her recent pregnancy and Charlie Sheen is acting like a baby! 

This week we also announced that November 7th will kick of this year’s Podcast People’s Choice Awards Nominations.  For your consideration, please nominate Cocktails and Cream Puffs,  Best GLBT Podcast for 2010.  Please visit www.podcastawards.com any time after November 7th until November 21st and nominate us!  We are nothing without you and would be honored by your nomination.

Music from this episode includes Charlie Brown Christmas for Mariah Carey's new album Merry Christmas II U

For all your Creamie needs visit www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Direct download: Episode_41.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:37am EDT

CACP - #40 - The Halloween Spooktacular

The Halloween Spooktacular - #40  We are now 40 and fabulous.  To celebrate this spooky season we invited Creamies to share their favorite ghost stories with us. We discussed the real life origins of one of the scariest movies of all time, The Exorcist. Matt built a 4200 calorie house for ghouls, Facebook is getting gays jobs, Mariah Carey still refuses to speak about her growing belly, Mel Gibson gets canned from his next film (I wonder why), the Von Trapps are back in the house and, we say good-bye to iconic TV dad, Tom Bosley.

Music from this weeks show includes:

Supernatural performed by Madonna

I Have Confidence performed by Julie Andrews

 Thriller performed by Michael Jackson

For all your Cocktails and Cream Puffs needs visit www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

 

Direct download: Episode_40.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:45am EDT

CACP - #39 - I'm Not a Witch

I’m Not a Witch   Matt, back from vacation shares with us a dream he had. In this world the Cream Puffs were charged as Witches and one of them was found guilty. Can you guess whom? Oh and did we mention the judge was the Naughty Nanny Wendy! Marc tells us about…wait for it…a new show he is working on, and Joey saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico.

Music from this episode includes Hello and Truly performed by Lionel Richie

Check out Creamie Christina's podcast Greetings from Nowhere at www.visitnowhere.com

For more information including contact, past episodes, pictures, donations, and more visit:

 

 

www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

 

 

 

 

 

Direct download: Episode_39.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:53am EDT

CACP - #38 - You're Mad as Hell?

You're Mad as Hell?    We hate to get political on your asses but some things cannot be ignored. In the first section of this week’s episode Joey and Marc blast Tea Party candidate, Carl Paladino for his hateful, anti gay comments especially in light of the recent GLBT youth suicides. Don’t despair Creamies, we then brought the funny and filth you’ve come to expect including a visit from the Naughty Nanny.

For more information about us including contact visit:  www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Direct download: Episode_38.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:42am EDT

CACP - #37 - Candy Everybody Wants!

Candy Everybody Wants!  - #37 This week we are ecstatic to bring to you Chicago Comedian, and our college classmate, Candy Lawrence!   Candy is a hilarious, cat obsessed, lesbian currently performing as a regular cast member at The Lincoln Lodge in Chicago.  Besides our journeys down memory lane, Candy also shares her own “It Gets Better” story and now is living the dream.  An audience, two cats, an afghan, an assortment of miniskirts, and a wagon.  What more could any girl want?

To check out Candy, go to www.thelincolnlodge.com

For more information including contact, merchandise, and past episodes, check out

www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Direct download: Episode_37.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:14am EDT

CACP - PSA - It Get's Better

P.S.A. - Due to the recent tragic events of late in the LGBTQ community, we at Cocktails and Cream Puffs felt compelled and obligated to share our thoughts and spread awareness in order to prevent future suicides by gay youth.

 

Please  visit Dan Savage’s youtube brainchild  the “It Get’s Better Project”

http://www.youtube.com/itgetsbetterproject 

 

The Trevor Project 24/7 Crisis Hotline for LGBTQ youth and teens

1-866-4-U-TREVOR www.thetrevorproject.org

Direct download: bully.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:21pm EDT

Well, I’ll Be Goddamned! - #36 Join the Cream Puffs for another week of fun and debauchery as we discuss our favorite celebrities.  Lindsay Lohan is trying to get the paparazzi to notice her again and they want none of it.  Courtney Love cleaning up her image, it’s about damn time.   Who’s Blanket’s daddy and who cares?  Mindy Cohn is…wait Mindy Cohn!?

 

Music in this week's episode includes The Cat Came Back by Countdown Kids available on iTunes

 

For all information including contact, past shows, and ruby slippers, visit:

www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Direct download: Episode_36.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:35pm EDT

CACP - #35 - Hey Baby!

Hey Baby! - #35  This week’s episode is a rollercoaster ride.  It may start out slow but then takes off like a rocket.  The hot topic this week is Marc’s trip in the magical mystery van.  Married or crazy?  You be the judge.  Lindsay Lohan’s going back to the clink, new Glee guest star revealed and Mariah Carey is angled to perfection.  Also Patti LuPone’s Memoir has stolen out hearts.  Get it now on audio book for free from audible at audiblepodcast.com/creampuff

 

Music in this week’s episode includes:

Some People from Gypsy performed by Patti LuPone

The Art of the Possible performed by the Original 1979 Broadway Cast of Evita

Meadowlark performed by Patti LuPone

 

All selections are available on iTunes.

 

For more information on us, contact, pictures, merchandise, donations, and more, go to

www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Direct download: Episode_35.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:12am EDT

Turning Back Time - #34  In this week’s episode Joey is about to pass on to the great beyond but before he goes he is sharing all sorts of sordid stories of debauchery.  Matt’s transition to suburban house wife is complete and Marc is back in the saddle!

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Direct download: Episode_34.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:18am EDT

CACP - #33 - New Beginnings, Literally!

New Beginnings, Literally!  This week we are thrilled to debut our new theme song, written and performed by the amazing and talented Flat 29 boys Dan, Rich, and Charlie.  By the way, they’re not bad to look at either.

For this episode we are joined by “Cream Packer” Betsy Carmichael, who is just returning from touring with the Drag Race Girls.   This week Joey has road rage senior edition, Matt once again is the dancing queen at a wedding and poor Marc can’t gain weight.  All of this and Dancing with the Stars, Zsa Zsa, chain smoking toddlers, the Spice Girls and more.

Happy Birthday Kevin!

Be sure to check out the Flat 29 podcast at www.flat29.com

Music in this episode includes “Wannabe” by The Spice Girls, available on iTunes.

For contact information, pictures, merchandise, donations, and more go to…

www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Direct download: Episode_33.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:16am EDT

CACP - #32 - The Dark Knight Returns

The Dark Knight Returns– For this week’s installment it’s Marc’s turn to have bats in his belfry.  Regardless, the show must go on.  Once again we are joined by the animal loving, always p.c., Naughty Nanny Wendy.  Joey finally says fuck the munchkins and their parents and Matt explains the 3 Fs in human interaction; flirting, fighting, and fucking.  Beyond that he has no use for you!  Is this the gayest year at the Emmys ever and why is Paris Hilton borrowing a purse?  Really that’s the best you came up with?

www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Direct download: Episode_32.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:07am EDT

CACP - #31 - Adventures in Doggy Sitting

Adventures in Doggy Sitting – For this week’s episode we are joined by the always witty and always zany, Naughty Nanny Wendy.  Who, quite frankly this week is full of piss and vinegar.  As this episode title suggests, she shares her adventures with her furry house guest.  Apparently canines were not covered at Nanny University.

Joey is still going strong with his diet but desperately wants to be invited to Aarti’s Party.  Marc finally got his new couch but no sex please.  Clear liquids only.  And apparently having bats in the belfry is hereditary.  Well, at least for Matt’s family.  In addition this week’s news is filled with naughty animals.  So relax Wendy; it’s probably just a full moon.

For contact, pictures, and more go to www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Music in this week's episode includes Material Girl performed by Madonna  Available on iTunes!

Direct download: Episode_31.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:46am EDT

There’s More Than One Way to Marinate a Cat!

In this mile stone installment we start off with our very own locally grown bizarre news story.  What goes better with cat, white or red wine?  This episode proves to be all about the boys (well mostly).  Joey shares his first week results of 52 by 32 and nearly has it out with his very own Mrs. Claxton, Marc is getting his new sofa…but doesn’t have a gentleman to share it with, but he’s so over it, and Matt was saved from a bird, bat, or monster attacked by his knight in shining armor.  This is a land mark episode not to be missed!

www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Direct download: Episode_30.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:06am EDT

Lifestyles of the Rich and Boring - #29   No more wedding bell blues in the state of California.  Prop Hate has been ruled unconstitutional, for now.  However the celebs are keeping the crazy going.  Fantasia destroyed a straight marriage and made a sex tape as proof, Justin Beiber was hit in the head finally, Rod Stewart is having another child at 102 years of age, don't piss off Jet Blue, they've had enough,  the government is so broke that they are shaking down lemonade stands, and Mel Gibson's dad claims the Pope is gay.  The apple doesn't fall very far from the tree!  Join us for all this lunacy and more!

P.S. Please just sign in at the door!

www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Direct download: Episode_29.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:59am EDT

I’ll Remember This Always!  After a 2 week hiatus, the Cream Puffs have returned for Season 2 refreshed and renewed.  During their well deserved vacations Joey, Matt and Wendy attended the Rochester Pride meeting and recruiting Creamies while Marc was singing for his pizza at the Italian Festival.  Matt survived a tornado or three; Marc is still learning that there is no place like a new home and Joey is chasing munchkins around Oz with a big board with a rusty nail in it.  Also check out our jam packed Celebrity Reach Around, Lindsay and Ricky and Mel, oh my!

 

www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Direct download: episode_28.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:32am EDT

First Impressions - The Cream Puffs are still on holiday for one more week but as promised they left their Creamies a brand new show.  Well, brand new to most of you.  During the Pride 48 weekend Cocktails and Cream Puffs actually did 2 live shows.  The first was at the civilized time of 12 midnight and the second was at 6am!  So for all of you Creamies who were in dreamland, we present to you the un-cut, unedited, bass voiced second LIVE on Pride48.com show with technical difficulties and all. 

In this episode secrets are revealed and the boys share their first impressions of one another.  As the old saying goes, "you never have a second chance to make a good first impression"...well, after all these years they must have done something right!

Be sure to tune in next week for the kick off of Season 2

For more information including contact, t-shirts, past shows, and everything..go to

www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Direct download: Episode_27_Pride_48.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:47am EDT

Recovery Mode - While the boys are on hiatus, Naughty Nanny Wendy and Betsy Carmichael were supposed to share hosting duties of the show...Betsy however had different plans and was luckily foiled by Wendy.  In this very special installment of Cocktails and Cream Puffs we present for you an original spoken word piece written and performed by Matthew Crehan Higgins which was recorded live on March 26, 2010 at Gallery 464.  Additionally, Wendy is still running our end of season donation drive and you will hear her first hand work her magic on a naughty Creamie.

For all information including contact, pictures, merchandise, and past episodes go to

www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

 

Once there please consider making a small donation towards the show!

 

Direct download: Episode_26.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:05am EDT

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #25 - You Get What You Pay For!

You Get What You Pay For!  This episode is the Season One Finale of Cocktails and Cream Puffs (however you will get 2 new special episodes while we are on vacation).  In just 24 weeks this podcast went from being just a dream to a reality heard in 35 states and 14 countries around the world!  We are grateful for all our Creamies who took a chance on us.  Thank you! 

This week for your enjoyment we are joined by the always sassy and witty, Naughty Nanny Wendy and briefly by our musical guest, Gary Andrews and of course we are celebrating with actual cocktails and cream puffs!

For all information about us including contact please visit www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

If you like what you hear, please consider going to our website and making a small donation of $2 towards Season Two.  Remember... You Get What You Pay For!

Direct download: Episode_25.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:39am EDT

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #24 - No Apologies!

No Apologies! This week we were joined by a very special guest; singer, songwriter, and hottie...Gary Andrews!  Gary is the lead singer for the band, Kamikaze LTD and gay too.  He not only shared his music with us including an acoustic in-studio performance but also his life stories, a bottle of wine, and a few frozen margaritas. 

The Cream Puffs also reflected on the Pride 48 LIVE experience and the greatest performance of the Star Spangled Banner ever.  Oh how the mighty have fallen down the "cracks".  Joey auditioned many many munchkins, Marc offered sex for a lower rent, Matt reflected on being the dancing queen, and Liza Minnelli made a special appearence on the Home Shopping Network.  "Do you like the cloos?"

Music in this episode included:

The Star Spangled Banner performed by Whitney Houston, available on iTunes

Check out Gary Andrews at www.kamikazeltd.com

For all your Cocktails and Cream Puffs needs including contact, info, merchandise and links go to  www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Direct download: Episode_24.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:18am EDT

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #23 - LIVE!

LIVE! For those of you who weren't able to join us for the Pride 48 marathon, this week's episode is the exact show that was heard LIVE on Pride48.com on Saturday June 26th.  It is unedited and uncut for your pleasure.  This was a night of firsts.  Our first LIVE show, we discussed our first concerts and our first BJ experiences.  It was also Marc's Birthday, which was not a first.

Three old friends, two pitchers of mojitos, one chat room filled with devoted Creamies (and some brand new Creamie converts), and Naughty Nanny Wendy.  We couldn't have asked for more for our first LIVE show!

Find out more about us including contact information at www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Direct download: Episode_23.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:03am EDT

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #22 - Sex and the Queen City

Sex and the Queen City!  You asked for it Creamies and we're putting out.  In this week's episode the boys each share a best sex story from their colorful pasts.  Is it warm in here?  Pride 48 is almost here!  The Cream Puffs announce that in addition to their Big LIVE show at 11:59pm EST on Friday June 25th, they are also doing a 2nd LIVE show at 6am EST on Sunday, June 27th (UK, Australian, and New Zealand listeners?).  Please join us for the LIVE show(s) by going into the chat room at Pride48.com and interacting with us.  We are excited and scared shitless.  We need you!

P.S. Marc's Birthday is tomorrow.  Nudie pictures will be accepted in lieu of gifts.

For more information check out our new website at www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Direct download: Episode_22.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:55pm EDT

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #21 - Merde!

Merde!  Without notice or warning this episode went to shit however with hysterical results!  The boys are in rare form this week and perhaps have shared way too much.  Marc is gearing up for Shakespeare in the Park or as Joey and Matt call it, the show that Marc does everyday in the blazing sun in a 3 piece suit.  The boys have an Oprah's Book Club moment and discuss Josh Kilmer-Purcell's newest memoir, The Bucolic Plague  and the anticipated premier of The Fabulous Beekman Boys.  The Tony Awards hosted by hottie Sean Hayes in a Spider Man costume are discussed and without fail this results in the usual Broadway argument.  Well, it doesn't help that Ricky Martin and T.R. Knight are returning to the great white way.  Also a woman uses 911 as a singles line, sex on picnic tables, and a girl giving that special favor to a classmate on the bus, SHIT!

Today’s episode is brought to you by Audible.com.  Get a FREE audiobook download at audiblepodcast.com/creampuff.  Over 75,000 titles to choose from for your iPod, iPhone, or mp3 player.

Besure to check us out on http://Pride48.com We will be on live on June 26th from Midnight-1:30am

Visit our website at:  www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Show your Creamie Pride and go to our store: www.cafepress.com/creamie

Follow us on Twitter at: Creamies

Call the Skype Line: 716-989-0189

Email us at: mail@cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

 

 

Direct download: Episode_21.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:42am EDT

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #20 - The Fabulous Beekman Boy!

The Fabulous Beekman Boy!  In this episode we are thrilled to interview the New York Times bestselling author, Josh Kilmer-Purcell.  Josh began his career in New York City as a marketing executive by day and the glamorous drag queen, Aqua by night.  These experiences produced the extraordinary memoir, "I’m Not Myself Theses Days".   Since his days as Aqua he took a turn at a fabulous fiction novel, "Candy Everybody Wants" and just this month his third book has come out "The Bucolic Plague", sure to be another best seller.  This book tells of his current life with his partner Dr. Brent Ridge as they trade in the city life to run a goat farm.  Yes a goat farm!  To take it a step further they are also the stars of their own reality TV show on Planet Green, "The Fabulous Beekman Boys."   What’s next for Josh, Dancing with the Stars?  The NASA space program?  With Josh, the sky’s the limit!



Check out The Fabulous Beekman Boys on Planet Green at: http://planetgreen.discovery.com/tv/the-fabulous-beekman-boys/the-fabulous-beekman-boys.html


Click below to get Josh Kilmer-Purcell's Books http://productsearch.barnesandnoble.com/search/results.aspx?WRD=josh+kilmer+purcell

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Call the Skype listener line at 716-989-0189

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Direct download: Episode_20.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:44pm EDT

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #19 - Thank You For Being a Friend, A Tribute to Rue McClanahan

Thank You For Being a Friend, A Tribute to Rue McClanahan   In this special Tuesday episode of Cocktails and Cream Puffs we devote the entire show to the life and career of the Emmy Award winning actress, Rue McClanahan best known for her portrayals in Maude, Mama's Family, Sordid Lives and of course The Golden Girls as our favorite man hungry Southern Belle, Blanche Devereaux.

 

Today’s episode is brought to you by Audible.com.  Get a FREE audiobook download at audiblepodcast.com/creampuff.  Over 75,000 titles to choose from for your iPod, iPhone, or mp3 player.

 

Visit our website at www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Show your Creamie Pride and go to www.cafepress.com/creamie

Call the Skype listener line at 716-989-0189

Join us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/cocktailsandcreampuffs

Email us at mail@cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Check out www.Pride48.com  June 25th-27th 

Join us as we join more than 30 other GLBT podcasts from around the world podcasting live...The LIVE Cocktails and Cream Puffs show will be June 26th from Midnight-1:30am EST

 

Direct download: Cocktails_and_Cream_Puffs_-_19.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:49pm EDT

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #18 - Whatcha Talkin About Creamie?

Whatcha Talkin About Creamie?  In this week’s installment the boys officially announce their live broadcast slot on Pride48.com… June 26th from Midnight – 1:30am EST!  Be sure to join in the fun of the LIVE show.  In this episode we discussed the recent  death of former child star turned security guard turned Broadway character,  Gary Coleman and the path to destruction of Lindsay Lohan as she turns to Chanel to help her accessorize the unsightly court order ankle bracelet.  The Malawian couple is free thanks to Madonna.  Elderly  people were buried under trash.  Kitty gets one hell of a bath.  Matt protects truth, justice, and the gay way of life,  Joey trains dogs with shovels and Marc gets an entourage.  All this and more including a throw down over Mariah Carey and her latest poor decision…when a good role isn’t enough!

Music in this episode includes:

It Sucks to Be Me from the Avenue Q album, available on iTunes.

 

Today’s episode is brought to you by Audible.com.  Get a FREE audiobook download at audiblepodcast.com/creampuff.  Over 75,000 titles to choose from for your iPod, iPhone, or mp3 player.

 

Visit our website at www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Show your Creamie Pride and go to www.cafepress.com/creamie

Call the Skype listener line at 716-989-0189

Join us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/cocktailsandcreampuffs

Email us at mail@cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Check out www.Pride48.com   Join us as we join more than 30 other GLBT podcasts from around the world podcasting live June 25th -27th

 

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Direct download: Cocktails_and_Cream_Puffs_-_18.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:08pm EDT

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #17 - All My Single Creamies!

All My Single Creamies!  The Tenacious Trio is back again for another adventure.  Marc has been liberated from his captor and is back!  The boys celebrate that they are now in re-runs and syndication on Pride48.com.   Joey had Scarlet’s fine food at Scarlet, Marc has been nominated for an Artie Award, and Matt has been unfriended by a former trick on Facebook.

 

The artist formerly known as Courtney Love finger blasts and tells, Lindsay Lohan puts jail in layaway, Liza performs Single Ladies as only Liza can for Sex and the City 2, and Nicolette Sheridan has sour (Marc) Cherrys.

 

What does a chia-pet, Uncle Ben, and women’s foundation garments have in common?  They are all ingredients for the perfect Asian News of the Week.

 

Throughout this episode Joey and Marc partook in an adult beverage and Joey became drunk.  Enjoy!

 

Music in this episode includes:

Single Ladies performed by Liza Minnelli from the Sex and the City 2 album, available on iTunes.

 

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Direct download: Cocktails_and_Cream_Puffs_-_17a.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:24am EDT

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #16 - Sweet Sixteen

 Sweet Sixteen  In this episode Marc is gone and we are joined by our favorite guest co-host once again, the Naughty Nanny Wendy.  This week was a break in the usual format because we opened up the Skype Line and had one brave Creamie call up to chat with us.  During this very chatty episode we did announce that we would be joining in Pride 48 this year and in the process covered some Gay History.  Additionally we discussed Wendy’s affinity for men with humps, the visit of the President to the Queen City, Joey’s new lez-tastic team, and the oldest surviving Ziegfeld Girl has died…or has she?    

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Direct download: Cocktails_and_Cream_Puffs_-_16.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:37am EDT

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #15 - Ring Around the Rosie

Ring Around the Rosie   In this episode we are visited by many of our fractured fairy tale friends including the inspiration for Mother Goose, Betsy Carmichael, the Itsy Bitsy Spider and a our favorite naughty guest.  We explored the songs and stories that our parents told us as they put us to sleep as children and realized that they sound much more like a Stephen King premise.  We also learned that if you are going to get drunk with friends make sure you set some ground rules or at least hide the aquarium.  We shared the discovery of our new favorite past time, Pink Roulette, and of course...Betty White on Saturday Night Live!

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Direct download: Cocktails_and_Cream_Puffs_-_15.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:17am EDT

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #14 - Full Circle

Full Circle This week’s episode began with the promise of a big star coming out of the closet.  Rumored celebs included Anderson Cooper and Queen Latifah, however in reality it was a country music minor star, Chely Wright.  Who?  Yeah, that’s what we said.   This week Cocktails and Cream Puffs are proud to announce that they have officially joined the Rainbow Podsquad Network.  Also Sandra Bullock files for a divorce from Nazi loving husband, Jessie James and becomes a new mom.  Mariah Carey gets a very expensive ring pop for her anniversary.  Lindsey Lohan still refuses to be daddy’s little girl.  The artist formally known as Courtney Love is not the spokeswoman on Earth for Kurt Cobain.  An Asian restaurant turns away a dog because he’s gay, and Matt HATES Broadway!

 

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Links to Podcasts we mentioned on today’s show

Rainbow Podsquad Network      http://rainbowpodsquad.com  

Spanking Bea Arthur                   http://spankingbeaarthur.wordpress.com

The Power Gay                            http://thepowergay.com

Fox and the City                           http://foxinthecity.libsyn.com

Direct download: Cocktails_and_Cream_Puffs_-_14.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:42am EDT

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #13 - Reunited and It Feels So Good

Reunited and It Feels So Good!  In this mega episode Matt returns from his To Wong Fu road trip and the show is back to full strength.  Anderson Cooper is named one of the top 5 power gays.  Wait, did we miss a coming out episode?  Mariah Carey gets married again, and again, and again.   The Power of Madonna is a hit, as if there was ever a doubt.  William Shatner teams up with Thailand’s Susan Boyle for an emotional love song duet.   Japan has its annual giant penis parade and I Saw Your Cock on Craigslist!

Music in this episode includes:

I Saw Your Cock on Craigslist by Jonny McGovern

available on iTunes from  his album Gay Pimp

 

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Direct download: Episode_13.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:24am EDT

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #12 - The Return of the Naughty Nanny from Down Under

The Return of the Naughty Nanny from Down Under!  Wendy Cameron is back as a guest co-host while Matt is recovering from a viscous case of cock puffs in sunny Florida.  In this episode we share with you a clip from Whitney Houston’s widely anticipated “Kick the Crack Tour”.  We also learn that Kim Cattrall is too hot to be a hooker, the new rules for Grindr aka the homo detection device, that gays have initiated the apocalypse starting with Iceland, pot does not make you fly, Wendy’s terrifying experience at an Oscar Party , and Kim Jong-il is a fashion icon!?

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Direct download: Cocktails_and_Cream_Puffs_-_12.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:02am EDT

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #11 - The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia

The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia  In this episode we are joined by guest co-host  to discuss the sudden passing of the smart and sexy Designing Women star Dixie Carter and also Meinhardt Raabe, the munchkin coroner from The Wizard of Oz.  Joey’s “So excited” from our fan mail, and Marc is a “marked” man by the Kitty Mafia.

If that wasn’t enough now you have to make sure the restaurant actually owns that steak you’re eating, you can go to jail for an overdue DVD, smoking will put 10 years on your life (in jail), Elmo’s high, and beware of cows in the sewer.

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Music in this episode includes

“Georgia on My Mind” performed by Michael Buble from his album “Crazy Love” available on iTunes.

Direct download: Episode_11.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:25am EDT

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #10 - He Bangs, He Bangs, Men!

He Bangs, He Bangs, Men!   For our 10th episode we received the greatest gift of all.  Latino dreamboat Ricky Martin has officially come out as a gay man!  A hot sensual gay man.  A hot sensual gay with thighs that could crack walnuts.  Oh my, is it hot in here?  The answer is yes.  In the Queen City it has been unseasonably warm, which has brought out the friskiness in the boys.  Additionally in this jam packed installment we discuss the Material Mom cashing in on Material Girl even though she resisted for years.  Dancing with the Stars receiving death threats!?  Ellen DeGeneres gets her own comic book.  Former Gov. Palin and her grand babies daddy, Levi battle it out in the reality show ratings, and watch out for “Ticked Off Trannies with Knives”. 

 

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Music selections from this episode included Livin’ la Vida Loca by Ricky Martin and Cover Girl by RuPaul, both available on iTunes.

Direct download: Cocktails_and_Cream_Puffs_-_Episode_10.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:45am EDT

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #9 - Memoirs of a Gay-sha!

Memoirs of Gay-sha!   A show packed with Japanese sex dolls, animals acting out and Russian roulette! 

The boys start off by admitting the first of many lies.  Joey makes an unplanned public appearance, Marc courts an intern and Matt debuts, “Recovery Mode”.

Everyone wishes Mariah Carey a happy birthday, except for Justin Beiber.  Playboy makes an offer to the “Vanilla Gorilla” to show the goods and Gaga hits a billion views on You Tube, and Donny Osmond is not happy.

 

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Direct download: Cocktails_and_Cream_Puffs_-_Episode_9.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:07am EDT

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #8 - You Belong to Creamie!

You Belong to Creamie!  They boys get the first interview with hottie YouTube sensation, Michael Pittman.  Michael is the star of the gay remake of the Taylor Swift video, “You Belong to Me”, which was featured in The Advocate and Perez Hilton, and since this recording Entertainment Weekly.  The devastating Oscar curse claims it’s latest leading lady, Joey acquires the “ultra vibe 2000”, Gaga gets sued, the Meth Diet vs. the Tape Worm Diet, China’s newest “petting zoo”, My Dick Sings, someone gets there first kiss and so much more!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxWskedKAVU

You Belong to Me  video link:

 

 The Adam and Matty Show:

http://adamandmattyshow.com/

 

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Direct download: Cocktails_and_Cream_Puffs_-_Episode_8.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:15am EDT

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #7 - Getting Lucky with Number 7

Getting Lucky with Number 7…Betty White has “Hot flashes in Cleveland” with new sitcom, the World Cup needs 1 Billion Condoms, GLAAD Award recipients are announced including lesbian comedian, Wanda Sykes, Betsy Carmichael pays a visit, and “Breaking News”...Sean Hayes is gay!?!

Direct download: Cocktails_and_Cream_Puffs_-_Episode_7.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:06am EDT

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #6 - And the Golden Creamie goes to...

And the Golden Creamie goes to...  And the Golden Creamie goes to…The boys discuss the awards honoring the best and worst Hollywood has to offer.  Joey again talks about his organ(s).  Marc is declared a "vocal power house", God help the rest of us.  Matt’s worse nightmare comes true when he is told he should be on a reality show.  And the Creamies get a glimpse at the men behind the curtain.  Or rather the knockdown, drag out fight that tore down the curtain.

Direct download: Cocktails_and_Cream_Puffs_-_Episode_6.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:39am EDT

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #5 - Homo Detection Device Activated!

Homo Detection Device Activated!  An episode filled with celebrities, has beens and up and comings.  We discuss “hairy” situations and explore the new homo detection device, grindr.  Like we needed a device!

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Direct download: Cocktails_and_Cream_Puffs_-_Episode_5.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:28am EDT

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #4 - A Dingo got my Creamie!

A Dingo got my Creamie!  We are joined by our first in-studio guest, our sassy friend from down under, Wendy Cameron.  This week the battle continues; Creamies vs. Cream Puffs.  We discuss the top 5 actors of the decade and Wendy's run in with the "Angel who wears Prada".  Whitney's dying,  Elizabethian porn actors, figure skating plus Vera Wang doesn't always equal gay and here kitty kitty cooking.  "That is all".

Direct download: Cocktails_and_Cream_Puffs_-_Episode_4.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:56am EDT

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #3 - The Birth of the Creamies!

The Birth of the Creamies!  The boys discuss the much anticipated Mariah Carey Concert along with the new "We Are the World" recording...hit or miss?  MTV, music television, I think not and John Mayer...shut up!  Plus so much more. 

Direct download: Cocktails_and_Cream_Puffs_-_Episode_3.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:21am EDT

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #2 - We're Back!!!

We're Back!!!   Betty White, RuPaul, and Male Hookers, OH MY!  What more could you ask for in a gay podcast…or any podcast for that matter?

Direct download: Cocktails_and_Cream_Puffs_-_Episode_2.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:18am EDT

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #1 - They're Here!

They're Here!  The day you never knew you were waiting for is here.  The premier episode of Cocktails and Cream Puffs, hosted by Joey Bucheker and featuring Marc Sacco and Matthew Crehan Higgins.  In this episode the boys "expose" their relationship and past adventures.  This truly is a getting to know you episode.

Direct download: episode_1a.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:14am EDT